flirtfest! xoxo
maybe a gentle hand on a back when getting through a crowd…a slight touch of hands when getting change at the store…an unspoken moment of passion between the eyes of two complete strangers separated by several tables in a crowded restaurant…who never speak
a shy wink and inflection of the voice getting out of a traffic ticket? a low cut blouse worn to the car dealership?
fess up guys, do you really have to stop by the grocery store on the way home from the gym…still in those work out shorts…the v of sweat down your grey t-shirt…
the other morning on my way to work i was sitting at the stop light, sans makeup, and i notice the guy in front of me staring back at me via his side mirror — i wasn’t 100% sure bc i was not all “purtied up” yet.
from his jawline and sideburns, he was…well, hawt. just to make sure he was in fact blatantly staring at me, i pulled down my visor and put on some lip gloss…now i just didn’t spread some gloss over these softies with a few quick strokes…i gently, softly, in long sultry strokes applied that gloss…then i rubbed my lips together in that way…you girls know what i mean. after, i put on my shades and pushed the visor back up…he was grinning ear to (well i assume he had two ears)…and almost missed the light changing.
this is flirting. this is hot, it a real turn on….for the next 3 stop lights we ricky-raced position before and after each other…slowing down to glace over to the next lane and playing the you can’t catch me checking you out game
as i turned right, he kept going straight and i sent him a honk…the rest of the day i had little fantasies in my head about him… <>
at the grocery store, post office, park…sideways glances, shy grins, blatantly looking someone up and down — 
i love this.
i just as much appreciate a good word flirt…i dated a guy for six months from the shear comedy in his cheesy pick up line…
“excuse me? did you actually just say that out loud? sweetheart, i don’t know you…why the hell would i give you a hundred dollars?”
“i’ll pay you back, just give me your address i’ll mail it to you…look at my face, i’m good for it “
“but then you will know where i live, i don’t know if you’re a stalker or psychopath or maybe even married??”
“fair enough, i don’t know yet if you’re worth losing a hundred bucks over “
{i ended up losing over 3000.00 to him…but that’s another blog…}
my friends parents have been married over 40 years, he still grabs her ass in the kitchen and makes little jokes about “don’t tell my wife there’s a hot woman in my kitchen”
i thought i’d hold a little contest for my own narcissistic self-indulgence (hey, i’m honest…)
FLIRT WITH ME!
(in my best austin powers) yea baby! bring me your best lines…pick up lines…one liners…give em to me
its a flirt fest!
