here’s your sign!
<p>…so today i went to moe’s for lunch and went of course to wash my hands before sitting down to get them messy again, i always kinda shake my head at the “employees must wash hands before returning to work” signs…i’m not sayin’ (i’m just sayin’) that the only people who work in food service are those not qualified for rocket science…being a fast-food alum myself, i can attest to that fact , however comma; anyone who has attended at least preschool has learned that you have to wash your hands upon exiting a bathroom – regardless of your reason’s for being in there…but i digress</p><p> </p><p>my friend and i discussed that this sign sadly is really posted to thwart any legal proceedings from someone who may get sick from eating at said establishment and the claim that the employees were not clearly taught how to perform their hygienic responsibilities…the conversation went further to other frivolous lawsuits that have been won by someone’s ignorance of shear common sense…take the stupid warning labels companies are forced to print and place on their labels</p><br><p><strong>On Sears hair dryer:Do not use while sleeping.</strong></p><br><p><img src=”http://www.joshuakay.com/images/bighair1.jpg”><br><br> <strong><br><br> On Nytol Sleep Aid:Warning: May cause drowsiness</strong><br><br> <br><br> <img src=”http://drunk-sleeping.freeonlinegames.com/images/9549.jpg”><br><br> <br><br> <strong>In a microwave oven manual: Do not use for drying pets.</strong></p><br><p><img src=”http://ericveren.com/images/stories/lucie_microwave.jpg”><br><br> <strong><br><br>On a toilet cleaning brush:Do not use orally.</strong><br><br><br><br><img src=”http://de.gizmodo.com/060126skull-toilet-brush-727697.jpg”><br><br> <strong><br><br>Cardboard car sunshield: Do not drive with sunshield in place.</strong></p><br><p><img src=”http://www.bofunk.com/media/images/kylla_se_siihen_mahtuu.jpg”><br><br> <br><br> Bat Man The Animated Series Armor Set Halloween costume box:<br><br><span style=”font-style: italic;”>PARENT: Please exercise caution—mask and chest plate are not protective; cape does not enable wearer to fly</span></p><br><p><img src=”http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns1/dailyplanet1.jpg”><br><br> <br><br>i, for one, am all for the darwin theory of thinning out the herd…</p><br><p><object enableJSURL=”false” enableHREF=”false” saveEmbedTags=”true” allowScriptAccess=”never” allownetworking=”internal” type=”application/x-shockwave-flash” allowScriptAccess=”never” allownetworking=”internal” height=”350″ width=”425″ data=”http://www.youtube.com/v/Pl-z5Sf2GRI”> <param name=”allowScriptAccess” value=”never” /> <param name=”allowNetworking” value=”internal” /> <param name=”movie” value=”http://www.youtube.com/v/Pl-z5Sf2GRI” /> </object><br> <br><br><br> i remember hearing about a lawsuit where a man actually won an insane amount of money from sears because he tried to use his lawn mower to trim his hedges and lost most of his fingers…</p><br><p>what about the woman who sued mcdonald’s for spilling hot coffee in her lap? come ON. hot beverages have been around since shortly after, oh i don’t know, the discovery of fire??my dog has better sense and on a good day MAY have the total vocabulary of perhaps a two year old (insert dog fact: a border collie is often thought of to be the smartest dog breed with a vocab of near a 3.5 year old) i watch my dog go near my fireplace…he sniffs and shy’s away…why? because of the warning label i have placed above my fireplace that says “hey stupid, this is hot”…</p><br><p>even if we had horrible, irresponsible parents…we are at some point told what’s hot, what’s sharp, what will put your eye out…geebus, corky knows better.</p><br><p><img src=”http://madarts.wamigge.de/images/7db0f64f39d1b896e8a3f7c3d4918f32-903.jpg”></p><br><p>thats my word.</p>
