only in america…2.20.2008
“They are searching for a suspect who is bald, has no pants, and apparently likes coffee from Dunkin’ Donuts.” (um, yea…i can’t beat that quote, i got nutten)
http://www.wesh.com/news/15347226/detail.html
“y’all know whut? i was just sittin here enjoyin’ my smutherd and covered and jim bo dean come da flyin’ thru the door like he was on fire er sumthin…then alls i heard y’all was bullets flyin…it was just like that kid rock video whar’ there’s fireworks and stuff…well yanno, and it was at the waffle house so its like kid rock that way too”
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2008/02/19/4859417-ap.html
“mama, you ever knowed that mr. sanchez man? there was a note on my compooter today at skuul that said something about “dirty sanchez” and whun i ask-ed the teacher about it…he told me that you knew him and also wanted me to tell you that rehearsals was cancelled on account of the donkey was sick today”
http://www.al.com/newsflash/regional/index.ssf?/base/news-34/120344336332710.xml&storylist=alabamanews
“no seriously dude, its like a co-project with my roomate — he’s an opthomology major”
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hCCUe6nvdHsWbf6ZxUIKTrerFRDwD8UTKB200
xoxo, stasi
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“We in America do not have government by the majority. We have government by the majority who participate.”
~ Thomas Jefferson
