craigslist confidential vol.1
i’ve been away…wishing i could be put away…surprised i have not been…
since we last talked:
a. the italian and i have decided to wait on expanding our family…we figure leo can go another month or two without another leg (or 4) to hump…
2. the house i am slated to sign paperwork on the 7th and move into between the 7th & 12th is being held up by some beauracratic red tape…ie, the FHA wants my first born — which is fine, but in their infinite wisdom, simply showing them that i have another one JUST like him would not be “sufficient proof” that he belongs to me…much like, a letter, on letterhead…FROM the lawyer that created the item on my credit report…CLEARING MY NAME…is not “sufficient proof” that this debt is no longer mine…**sigh**
c. my health issues have come down to as simple a diagnosis as i am “definitely allergic to wheat” and “98% sure” i have a condition known as “Dermatitis herpetiformis” (no, i do not have the herpes) – which is a convoluted way of saying in the same manner a dog cannot digest chocolate, my body rejects gluten…um, woof! its all very scientific and i’ve learned to read labels…and also learned that restaurants LIE…i carry around a little notebook of places i can eat without worry…and i found a gluten free beer, tasty — but at 6$ a pop — looks like ‘karen walker’ is sticking to the dirty martini’s…
there are a few hundred little other niceties that i’m battling right now…but you know how you just kinda get to the point just before you break…like how the birds chirp and the air is calm before the F5 twister passes through…in my analogy here, i’m kinda in limbo between being the twister or the calm day…either way, someones nice, newly washed car is getting shit on… **grin**
to take a little break from reality…i browsed a little craigslist…there is an abundance of entertainment awaiting you at your fingertips…and no credit cards required!!
there seems to be a trend of giving away furniture with a distinct theme today…can you smell, er i mean, tell what it is:
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/zip/736307149.html
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/zip/736150512.html
shammy and i got a good **shudder** **hurp** out of that one…which of course, only sent me back looking for more, i did a search on the offending entry…and viola! http://atlanta.craigslist.org/zip/737878186.html
seriously folks…um…ok, next…keeping with that theme i just thought i’d see what we could get out of the personals…i mean hell…i could maybe play matchmaker…person, meet couch…i may have just found the business model for my new start up (c) <– and copyrighted it…back off chump!
warning **uncontrollable laughter — oh, and probably not for work**
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/ers/686528125.html
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/m4m/691943884.html
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/m4m/732520555.html
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/m4m/728739848.html
my question is: do you think these people ever give away their couches?
water sports…not just for that dude from sugar ray…
ps (i’m only poking fun bc its funny to me…i could care less what your poker preferences are or how you go about getting poked…or what you do with your poker)
