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		<title>famous last words&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://stasihart.wordpress.com/2009/11/08/famous-last-words/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 03:49:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[the moon, the stars, a rocket to mars&#8230;
whats the farthest i can get you
over me? bended knee, hearts be faster
how many letters does it take to pen disaster?
lemonade, serenade, bits and bytes and crypts
oh my! how ever lovely do you look in a borrowed
alibi&#8230;
tears, fears, a pocket full of posies&#8230;
ashes to ashes we all fall [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stasihart.wordpress.com&blog=3070705&post=320&subd=stasihart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>only in america&#8230; 3.2.08</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:38:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>i have the following items up for bid:</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:34:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1 brain: slight manufacturer defect (listening functions) works fine after reset.
memory &#38; upgrades: impeccable taste, &#8220;the little things&#8221;, deductive reasoning, quick-witted-quips, attention to detail and your birthday.
FREE w/purchase of brain:
1 heart: collector&#8217;s item, a rare find indeed (small, black with nearly impenetrable diamond center) rarely used until 2006, complete rebuild with all new parts may, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stasihart.wordpress.com&blog=3070705&post=189&subd=stasihart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>i have the following items up for bid:</title>
		<link>http://stasihart.wordpress.com/2009/08/12/i-have-the-following-items-up-for-bid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 00:32:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1 brain: slight manufacturer defect (listening functions) works fine after reset.
memory &#38; upgrades: impeccable taste, &#8220;the little things&#8221;, deductive reasoning, quick-witted-quips, attention to detail and your birthday.
FREE w/purchase of brain:
1 heart: collector&#8217;s item, a rare find indeed (small, black with nearly impenetrable diamond center) rarely used until 2006, complete rebuild with all new parts may, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stasihart.wordpress.com&blog=3070705&post=190&subd=stasihart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>excuse me while i clear my throat&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://stasihart.wordpress.com/2009/07/24/excuse-me-while-i-clear-my-throat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 07:42:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[politics do not offend me...opinions, let me rephrase that, educated opinions don't offend me...what i find patently offensive is the "its not me, its him'' finger pointing, with no action...complain about it...bitch and moan...get paid handsomely and ridiculously for it...but tell me what you are going to contribute to fix it...<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stasihart.wordpress.com&blog=3070705&post=185&subd=stasihart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>soundtrack of the day&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://stasihart.wordpress.com/2009/07/22/soundtrack-of-the-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:13:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[everyone needs their own inner soundtrack...i lost my inner mixing board for a while there, thank gawd i didn't hock the proverbial vinyl collection...mixed-tapes are so not yesterday =)<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stasihart.wordpress.com&blog=3070705&post=178&subd=stasihart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>hate crimes should be misdemeanors&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://stasihart.wordpress.com/2009/07/09/hate-crimes-should-be-misdemeanors/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 03:40:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[seriously.
why is it that hate crimes are punishable to the fullest extent of the law, but love crimes go unnoticed, unchecked?
you want to protect your kids? don&#8217;t worry about the biggots and druggies of the world tempting them&#8230;screw the &#8220;stranger danger&#8221; talk or teaching them how to put a condom on a banana&#8230;teach them about [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stasihart.wordpress.com&blog=3070705&post=175&subd=stasihart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>MANifesto ver 1.2</title>
		<link>http://stasihart.wordpress.com/2008/10/24/manifesto-ver-12/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 04:07:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
some time ago i penned a &#8220;rant&#8221; that was a collection of every man i&#8217;d ever: met, liked, loved, lusted, pined for and could not stand the sight of any longer&#8230;i titled it &#8220;the fantasy&#8221;&#8230;shamrock so eloquently retitled it more appropriately &#8220;stasi&#8217;s MANifesto&#8221; (&#60;-for chris)
recently, i&#8217;ve had some love-life changing events that have prompted a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stasihart.wordpress.com&blog=3070705&post=152&subd=stasihart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>take time to smell the funny</title>
		<link>http://stasihart.wordpress.com/2008/10/17/take-time-to-smell-the-funny/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 13:11:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[and on a lighter note&#8230;
so yesterday amidst all the heartache and rejection&#8230;i was corresponding online with &#8220;tony&#8221;&#8230;just anecdotal banter, without innuendos or pick up lines&#8230;it was nice, and someone actually gets and enjoys my very dark sense of humor&#8230;  
SO&#8230;he sent me his number to which i replied that
&#8220;my people do not let me [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stasihart.wordpress.com&blog=3070705&post=146&subd=stasihart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;the science of compatibilty&#8221; thank god they aren&#8217;t working for nasa&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://stasihart.wordpress.com/2008/10/08/the-science-of-compatibilty-thank-god-they-arent-working-for-nasa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:58:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;eHarmony is based upon a complex matching system developed through extensive research with married couples. One of the requirements for successful matching is that participants fall within certain defined profiles. If we find that we will not be able to match a user using these profiles, we feel it is only fair to inform them [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stasihart.wordpress.com&blog=3070705&post=139&subd=stasihart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>craigslist confidential vol.1</title>
		<link>http://stasihart.wordpress.com/2008/07/02/craigslist-confidential-vol1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>stasi~Q</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;ve been away&#8230;wishing i could be put away&#8230;surprised i have not been&#8230;
since we last talked:
a.  the italian and i have decided to wait on expanding our family&#8230;we figure leo can go another month or two without another leg (or 4) to hump&#8230;
2.  the house i am slated to sign paperwork on the 7th and move [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stasihart.wordpress.com&blog=3070705&post=124&subd=stasihart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>why did the chicken cross the road?</title>
		<link>http://stasihart.wordpress.com/2008/05/08/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 19:27:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this was a thread the gorgeous grandiva started&#8230;we thought it best to make it into a blog to share among the masses&#8230;please do rudely interrupt and add your own take on our fair chicken story&#8230;:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
 
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stasihart.wordpress.com&blog=3070705&post=121&subd=stasihart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>&#8230;the marrying type</title>
		<link>http://stasihart.wordpress.com/2008/03/27/the-marrying-type/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:08:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I am not a marrying type. I am missing the bride gene&#8221; 
~Carrie Bradshow
i like to think that i&#8217;m the type of woman who will have the normal nuclear family one day&#8230;one day in a galaxy far, far away
some scientists claim that we all have an alternate dynamic somewhere in a parallel dimension or universe&#8230;playing with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stasihart.wordpress.com&blog=3070705&post=119&subd=stasihart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Milk, eggs, cheese, bread…oh, and lover…will you pick me up some of those rare pretzel shaped pretzels?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:46:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[seriously&#8230;
this weekend was all about me&#8230;and the italian very selflessly allowed me to use, torture and abuse him with &#8220;finding that perfect window panel to match the new bedding i just purchased&#8221;
&#8230;and you know the bathroom had to be redone to match too, right?? i mean, how do you change colors in the master bedroom [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stasihart.wordpress.com&blog=3070705&post=65&subd=stasihart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>here&#8217;s your sign!</title>
		<link>http://stasihart.wordpress.com/2008/03/14/heres-your-sign-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:20:56 +0000</pubDate>
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&#8230;the italian and i went out for dinner last night, and i excused myself to the ladies room (for the 3rd time in 2 hours) and as i&#8217;m washing up i see &#8220;the&#8221; sign, i always kinda shake my head at the &#8220;employees must wash hands before returning to work&#8221; signs&#8230;i&#8217;m not sayin&#8217; (i&#8217;m just [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stasihart.wordpress.com&blog=3070705&post=48&subd=stasihart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>potty humor&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://stasihart.wordpress.com/2008/03/13/potty-humor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:59:39 +0000</pubDate>
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ok, this is all over the news&#8230;if you have not heard of the woman who sat on the potty for TWO YEARS until the damned seat was infused to her back-side&#8230;please give me the location to the cave you are in with the wifi access (i mean, you&#8217;re at least reading blogs&#8230;)
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		<title>my 15 minutes&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://stasihart.wordpress.com/2008/03/12/my-15-minutes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:35:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i had my 15 minutes&#8230;back in the early 90&#8217;s,  i was a radio personality on this radio station&#8230;i was &#8220;lea&#8217; cole on power 96&#8243; (can&#8217;t you just hear my sultry, yet big radio voice?)
i sucked.  i was no rick dees or casey kasem&#8230;i would fade a track for a break, and sloppily stumble [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stasihart.wordpress.com&blog=3070705&post=53&subd=stasihart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>if i were president, i&#8217;d be baberaham lincoln&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://stasihart.wordpress.com/2008/03/11/if-i-were-president-id-be-baberaham-lincoln/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:39:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hilary is not the first hopeful woman to put her name on a presidential ballot&#8230;
Between 1964 and 2004 over fifty women were on at least one ballot as candidates for President, both as minor party candidates and as candidates in primaries for the nomination of the Republican or Democratic parties. (1) 
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		<title>dear my so-called me:</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:39:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[dear ASSHOLE,
thank you for stealing my identity. i can&#8217;t begin to list all of the patently offensive adjectives i can use to describe my detest for you. i can gather they would include all of the following, some twice: dickcheese, cuntquat, asshole, fucktard, assclown, asshat, pussy-whipped, sister-fondling, panty-licking, dick-guzzling, puss-nibbling, twit, ass-muncher, sleezy-bugeyed-biatch&#8230;
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		<title>but i want a golden goose daddy!!</title>
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 A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life.
~Irish Saying
do you remember the scene in willie wonka where snot-nosed veruca salt is demanding her father buy her a golden goose? subsequently of course she went down the &#8220;bad egg&#8221; shoot&#8230;

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		<title>this will hurt (warning: graphic)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:07:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[while i make no hesitation telling someone exactly what i think of PETA (people for the &#8220;ethical&#8221; treatment of animals) or the (almost as bad) ALF (animal liberation front) &#8212; at the heart of both of these organizations (read: cult) i agree with them&#8230;
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		<title>oh, i gave that up for lent&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
~Mark Twain
now, i pick on the italian a bit about being a &#8220;bad catholic&#8221; &#8212; truth be told, i&#8217;m comforted that he is&#8230;catholicism is not my favorite &#8220;religion&#8221;&#8230;it my favorite one to criticize though   but, only to other [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stasihart.wordpress.com&blog=3070705&post=42&subd=stasihart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>its a mad, mad world</title>
		<link>http://stasihart.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/its-a-mad-mad-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[kid 1: &#8220;my mom can beat up your mom&#8221;
kid 2: &#8220;that&#8217;s not what my dad says&#8221;
&#8220;i ate his liver with a nice chianti and a side of farva beans&#8221;
yet another reason to outlaw those stupid lawn ornaments&#8230;
skin to win
mama, those kids at school are calling me a shithead again&#8230;
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		<title>ob li de, ob li da</title>
		<link>http://stasihart.wordpress.com/2008/02/29/ob-li-de-ob-li-da/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;wtf you been??&#8221;
i&#8217;ve been around.  i&#8217;ve no life crisis, no life ephiphanies, no life altering decisions to make&#8230;i have a &#8220;make the donuts&#8221; type of job and i&#8217;m just settling into the fact that this is just&#8230;life.  i&#8217;m in a healthy relationship with a wonderful man, i&#8217;m embracing my little successes and downfalls [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stasihart.wordpress.com&blog=3070705&post=39&subd=stasihart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>only in america&#8230;2.20.2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;They are searching for a suspect who is bald, has no pants, and apparently likes coffee from Dunkin&#8217; Donuts.&#8221;  (um, yea&#8230;i can&#8217;t beat that quote, i got nutten)
http://www.wesh.com/news/15347226/detail.html
&#8220;y&#8217;all know whut? i was just sittin here enjoyin&#8217; my smutherd and covered and jim bo dean come da flyin&#8217; thru the door like he was on [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=stasihart.wordpress.com&blog=3070705&post=38&subd=stasihart&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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